Funzze Beaded Stainless Steel Review

Exploring new sensations with beaded stainless steel dildo.

I received my Double-ended stainless steel beaded Dildo from Funzze as a paid review. As always, my reviews are my honest personal experiences and opinions. You can use Code TOYQUEEN10 to save at Funzze.

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Shipping & Package

Shipping was discreet and within standard times international to Australia. Funzze offers free shipping for all orders above $59 (USD). They deliver worldwide. Packaging was discreet. The package included the double-ended beaded stainless steel Dildo, a storage bag and a warranty card.

Brand & Manufacturer

Funzze is a sex-positive pleasure toy retailer located in the US that sell toys “with love & superior craftmanship”. Made in China. Warranty is 1 year from the day of the order.

Pleasure Toy Description

The Double-ended beaded Stainless Steel Dildo from Funzze is exactly what the name already gives away: a stainless steel dildo that has got two different end – one smooth slightly curved and the other has 3 beads in a slight curve as well. Both ends have a small round head. The Dildo can be used solo and/or in partner play. It can be used by anyone, for G-spot stimulation in the vulvas or for P-spot and booty stimulation. The material states to be 304 medical grade stainless steel.

I measured the beaded Dildo to be about 8.5 inch in total length with about 4 inch insertable on each side. The round ends are about 1.1 inch in width and the beads vary between 1-1.1 inch in width. Mine weighs 673g.

Function

The double-ended beaded stainless steel Dildo has got no additional features.

Care & Cleaning

Due to the stainless steel, I used mild soapy warm water to clean the toy and let it air dry. I used water-based lube with the Dildo, but any lube can work with stainless steel. The Dildo is waterproof. However, given the weight and material, consider the wet environment (eg. you could break your tiles if this one drops in your bathroom).

Personal Experience Review

When approached by Funzze to review one of their latest toys, I was immediately drawn to the Double-Ended Beaded Stainless Steel Dildo they had recently added to their collection. Having had enjoyable experiences with a traditional double-ended stainless steel dildo in the past, I was intrigued to explore the beaded variation. My initial thought was, “This will surely enhance my experience of intimacy.” And it did not disappoint.

First and foremost, the design of this dildo is stunning. Its smooth finish, slight curve, small rounded head, and three additional beads on one side create an aesthetically pleasing and enticing piece. From the moment I held it, I felt a rush of excitement, anticipating the pleasure it would bring to both my intimate areas. The gentle curve and the rounded head are particularly effective for my G-spot stimulation. Thankfully, I was well-prepared for what followed, as things certainly got wet. I began using the smooth end inside my vulva, and similar to my previous experiences with other double-ended stainless steel dildos, I found that the sensation was more about targeted pressure than thrusting. This approach provided exceptional stimulation for my G-spot, resulting in multiple splashes.

Next, I turned to the beaded end for a bit of anal exploration. With my body already aroused, the transition into this new form of pleasure was seamless and incredibly gratifying. Reflecting on this experience, I just realised that this was my first time using a stainless steel dildo for anal play. While I have experimented with metal butt plugs and even vibrating steel options before, I had never used a stainless steel dildo in that context. I thoroughly enjoyed it! The length, curve, and bead size were perfectly proportioned for my body, and the weight of the stainless steel offered a satisfying feeling of fullness.

In addition to its captivating design and performance, the dildo is waterproof, making it easy to clean and suitable for sterilization too. For a toy of its type, I found it to be quite reasonably priced through Funzze.

Through my exploration, I discovered that I have a preference for stainless steel dildos during anal play, while I lean towards glass wands and dildos for vulva stimulation. This realisation is exactly why I love my pleasure toy journey I undertake in exploring my body – the ability to uncover new forms of pleasure while gaining a clearer understanding of my own desires.

Overall, after spending some quality time with the Double-Ended Beaded Stainless Steel Dildo, I can confidently say that it delivers double the pleasure. The versatility of being able to enjoy each end for different forms of stimulation undeniably enhances the experience. A pleasurelit thank you to Funzze for introducing such a wonderful addition to my expanding collection of stainless steel pleasure toys.

Pleasure Pros

• Heavy smooth stainless steel for filling out & pressure play

• Pleasurable beads, size, slight curve & round heads

• Can be enjoyed by anyone

• Affordable

Pleasure Cons & Suggestions

• Nothing to report here

Costs

You can get your Double-ended beaded stainless steel Dildo from Funzze for $69.99 (USD). You can use my Code TOYQUEEN10 to save. They offer free shipping for orders above $59 (USD). The toy comes with a 1-year warranty.

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