Vulva Spreader Review

Let’s spread wide for delicious views deep inside your soul! Get ready for this vulva spreader review!

I received my Labia or Vulva spreader from Funzze gifted. You can use Code TOYQUEEN10 to save at Funzze.

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Shipping & Package

Shipping was discreet and within standards times from the US to Australia. Funzze offers free shipping for all order above $59. Packaging was discreet. The package included the labia (Vulva) spreader, storage bag and instruction manual.

Brand & Manufacturer

Funzze is a sex-positive pleasure toy retailer located in the US that sell toys “with love & superior craftmanship”. Made in China. Warranty is 1 year from the day of the order.

Pleasure Toy Description

The Labia or Vulva spreader is a kinky tool to use on vulvas to spread the labia, providing more internal pussy views and exposing the clitoris. It has a black silicone coating. It is flexible enough to bend into place, but also stable enough to spread. Therefore, it can be used by various different vulva shapes. The ribbed (circle) texture can provide some additional stimulation internally. This tool can be included in BDSM and kink play, solo or partnered.

Function

Once cleaned, apply lube to the Vulva spreader and to the pussy. Then bend the Vulva spreader loop narrow to insert, once the receiver is ready for insertion. Take your time. Once inserted and comfortable, you can slowly spread the internal loop to spread the pussy. Take it slow and build up according to receive. The arms will look out on each side and can also be bend to liking, such as spreading the outer labia and exposing the clitoris.

The spreader is about 13 inch in total length. I would say it’s about 3 inch that go inside and 3 inch are the arms on each side. It weighs about 31g.

Care & Cleaning

The Vulva spreader is submersible waterproof. It is recommended to clean before and after use with mild soapy warm water. Make sure you clean it properly; the ribbed texture might make this a little more difficult to get into each part.

Water-based lube is recommended with the spreader for easier and more comfortable insertion.

Personal Experience Review

When Funzze reached out to introduce their new labia/Vulva spreader, I was eager to review it.

I’ve always appreciated the visual appeal of my body, and a labia spreader enhances this by providing a more open view. This tool is perfect for incorporating into various BDSM and kink play, offering easier access, enhancing appearance, or even for use in humiliation play. It’s also an excellent addition to solo play, allowing for a deeper connection and exploration of your body.

One feature I love is the black silicone coating, which is ideal for kink scenes and adds a smooth, body-safe feel. It performed well with water-based lubricants, and I appreciated its flexibility and stability, ensuring it stayed in place during use. While I’m not particularly fond of the ribbed texture when it comes to cleaning, as it requires more thorough attention, it does offer additional internal stimulation when there’s slight movement.

I look forward to reviewing more kinky tools.

Pleasure Pros

• Lightweight

• Affordable

• Pleasurable design & silicone

• Flexible yet stable

• Easy to use

• Delicious views

• Kink & BDSM play

Pleasure Cons & Suggestions

• Requires more cleaning effort for the ribbed textures

Costs

You can get your Vulva Spreader from Funzze for about US$15.99. You can use my Code TOYQUEEN10 to save. They offer free shipping worldwide for orders above US$59. Funzze offers 1 year warranty.y offer free shipping for orders above $59. They offer a 60-day free return policy and 1-year product guarantee.

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